Cosmic Charisma $11.00
(White grape blend) You may have a couple of good points, but this beauty has charisma. Like the rings of Saturn and Uranus – It’s cosmically delicious.
German Helmet $12.00
What a way to “top off” some Schnitzen Grueben and Gneuden Heuten.
The Girls $13.00
(Orange Muscato) All you have to do is twirl the tassels.
(Orange Muscato)
All you have to do is twirl the tassels.
Curly would “Soitenly” take a beating from Moe to get up close and personal with a bottle of this fruity juice. NYUK, NYUK, NYUK
Fruits
Freaky Tiki (Papaya) $10.00
Many women ride Papaya – Pant and Chant ou – ah – ou – ahah Bingbang-Wallawalla – Bingbang ou – ah – ou – ahah Bingbang-Wallawalla – Bingbang
MR Nice Melons (Watermelon) $12.00
Sweet and luscious, these melons are up front and in your face.
Ipanema $14.00
(Mango Ginger) Tall and gold and young and lovely The wine from Ipanema goes pouring, It pours as smooth as a Brazilian. that swings so cool and sways so gentle, you’ll forget about Mary Ann, Gilligan, the 3 hour tour and the Skipper too.
Sour Cherrieola $10.00
Remember the sour cherry tree by the creek when you were a young whippersnapper? Close your eyes and relive this classic smell and taste. This time you won’t have to spit the pit.
Morning Wood $12.00
(Asian Pear) My Pappy used to sit in bars for hours, with Harvey Wallbanger, he’d call my mom say: “Don’t Chop No Wood – Pappa’s Comin’ Home. with a Load” – Sometimes he’d get home in the Morning.
Step and A Half — $25.00
(Apricot Dessert 20%) It is just one sumptuous swig of this opulent “Whistle Wetter”, and another 1-1/2 steps to passionate liquidation. Alas, there is no fortification veil to scale, in this un-rippled rapture. Smooth man, smooth.
Chocolates
Berried in Chocolate $16.00 A tasty full-bodied berry blend just dripping with milk chocolate-sure to get the juices flowing.
Instant “0” $13.00
Waves of pleasure will ripple across your palate when you taste this delightful combo of strawberries and milk chocolate.
Chocolate Cherrieola $12.00
This curious creation takes Cherrieology to a new plateau Just dust ’em in cocoa, press ’em hard to leave a most “serious impression”.
Heavy Breather $12.00
(Chocolate Orange) Like a dog on a choker, this combo is breath taking.
Oompa Loompa $12.00
A light pear wine base carries and presents the rich fullness of dark chocolate with exceptional ease. But really wonkas your willy.
Berries
Old Man Elderberry $12.00
Most likely the first homemade wine you ever tried. This timeless classic is robust and vigorous and in some remote circles is touted as “Natures’ Broom.”
Bell Bottom Blueberry $18.00
This full bodied dry blueberry is trying to catch a “Cab”.
Black Hole Blackberry $13.00
Captain Fred navigates thru this sea of (black) holes and takes you “Nowhere Man.” In one side of the black hole, out the other-if it-flows, it goes!
Ruby Slippers $12.00
Click your heels together (3) times and you will find out how to “Boogie at the Bog”, of Cranberries that is. Lushish.
Berried Alive $15.00
(Blend of strawberries, Black and red raspberries) DAY ONE!!!
Waskully Wraspberry Black $16.00
Be wery, wery qwiet cause we’re huntin’ those waskully wabbits in the wraspberries!
Forever Strawberry Fields $11.00
Let me take you down. Nothing is real. Except the incredible nose and bursting flavor. The strawberries will surround and astound you.
Kiwi-Wi-Wi $12.00
As described by a Long Trout Groupie: “The tart exotic flavor wraps around your tongue and makes you wanna swallow it!”
Lus-T-Berry $12.00
(Teaberry) Picture the little Hippie Gnomes going out at midnight with gunny sack and flashlight in hand to harvest the mythical yet mystical berries at their peak of ripeness. A minty fresh alleged aphrodisiac that will satisfy even Monica.
Specialties
Tropical Trout $13.00
The Trout is Out! This long awaited Tropical Getawayis a Ripper!
Far Out $15.00
(Blueberry Honey) No confusion about this infusion. Bewitching blueberries dripping with thick yummie honey.
Psychedelic Jack O’Lantern (for fall harvest) $15.00
(Pumpkin) Pumpkins all carved up, oven roasted and lightly spiced. This “Halloweenie” really glows!
Old One Eye $12.00
(Garden Medley) Like drinking a salad, this complex creation will smooth out your Bloody Mary to garden fresh perfection. This also makes a terrific salsa martini. Great with cheese.
Yellow Snow $12.00
Hot pepper wine with a hint of garlic. Watch out, that’s where the huskies go. This spicy sauce will sure get you howlin’. It’s a real smoker!